July 2009
1 post
June 2009
8 posts
TUESDAY.
I try to so hard to make things work, and I can never make it work 100% of the time. I wonder if this is a bad thing?
SUNDAY.
Last night’s highlights:
1. Playing with Nick and the puggle at the pet store. Nick is so cute when interacting with animals, and the puggle was supremely cute as well.
2. Going bowling and failing.
3. Feeling my arteries cry “MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP” while eating at Fudds.
4. Almost beating everyone in Mario Party yet ultimately still failing once again.
5. Hugs for...
Wednesday.
Today’s highlights:
1. Sitting on my ass and doing nothing all morning while doing laundry so I could have clothes to wear to work this evening.
2. Driving 30 minutes to work and then being told that I was in fact on-call today when no one ever told me how to see if I was on-call or not. 30 minutes and a 1/4 tank of gas later, I am home and extremely upset.
3. My father, casually over...
Sunday.
Dear Readers,
I haven’t done anything particularly sociable whatsoever since last Wednesday. I haven’t went out in days. I feel like I’m going to die.
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With that out of the way, despite having no life I am feeling much more confident in my retail selling abilities. I am ferocious. Don’t simply want to buy that shirt, I’ll annoy the shit out of...
Highlight Of My Work Day
Co-Worker: Tom, could you come and help me in the dressing rooms?
Me: Why? It's not too busy. I'm doing inventory.
Co-Worker: Well...someone just walked out and said that there was blood EVERYWHERE.
Me: Oh dear.
...unfortunately I never investigated.
Just When You Thought It Was Almost Safe To Be...
Taken from the GLAAD website.
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Call to Action
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
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May 2009
6 posts
NYC.
I decided to make the trek into New York yesterday to see Jenny Owen Youngs/Jukebox The Ghost yesterday, which ended up being a quite ridiculous adventure. I got in around 4:18 and immediately headed down to the park in an attempt to see if I could still get into all of the academic buildings despite not being enrolled for the summer session. I got into Kimmel with no problems, so this is...
“You know, I REALLY want to see that new movie called “Dance Flick”....”
– Katherine Sullivan, my highly intelligent sister
Memorial Day Weekend
Everyone around here has been bitching about the tourist traffic this weekend, but honestly I haven’t seen anything too horrifying…yet. I’m starting at Express tomorrow night at 5 so that statement above will probably be completely disproved as I get stuck in traffic on Route 18 while screaming and cursing myself. I’ll be sure to write something extra cunty on here tomorrow...
GLEE?
I’m really very curious about this “Glee” show which apparently had some sort of crazy-ass preview after Grey’s Anatomy last Thursday and caused all hell to break loose as it’s apparently amazing. The concept sounds like it could be cute, though honestly I don’t know how long they could keep it up before it would start to get really repetative or simply...
BACK.
I completely abandoned Tumblr during the last month or so due to too much goddamn school work. Whoops.
Well, now it’s summer and I basically have nothing to do so I’m going to update this every five seconds. Where to begin…as I clearly have to summarize my life from the last point I updated.
Moving out of my dorm was not nearly as traumatic as moving in. I was completely packed...
April 2009
5 posts
March 2009
19 posts
FUCK.
Someone stole my USB flash drive, room key, and mail key from one of the computer labs today. I am not not able to go into my room for more than 15 minutes with the loan key until I get my lock fixed. This may happen this afternoon or tomorrow at some point or another. I am seriously about to cry. I have so much to do today its not even funny.
Worst day ever.
Essay. Essay. Essay.
I’m in the process of writing a 5 page paper that is due tomorrow. I got the assignment over a month ago. Fortunately its very straightforward.
This has been one of the better weekends that I’ve had in a long time. After Friday’s clusterfuck of doctor’s appointments, I went to take the train to Hoboken which ended up being quite nice. It skipped about 80% of the stops...
NJ Weekend: Round Two
Another day, another inconclusive doctor’s appointment. The doctor says that there’s nothing that he thinks that needs to be done/that he can do unless I do other things and my issues affect that. If you understood that sentence, good job.
I took the 8:04 train back last night, which was interesting. I ran into one of my neighbors who of course I haven’t talked to in at least...
Back in NYC, All Is Right in the World
I arrived at Brittany Hall last night after a 2 hour train ride from hell on NJ Transit with about every single Devils fan ever going to some game in Newark. Goddamn are they obnoxious! I ended up getting to the dorm around 8:00 and was thus starving, so Laura and I went over to the West Village in search of cheap thai food and were very successful. We both got meals for under ten dollars, which...
“Dr. Urbino caught the parrot around the neck with a triumphant sigh: ca y est....”
– LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA - GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ
Friday, and I'm Probably Not Going Back Today...
Another doctor’s appointment today. Yesterday’s was questionable, don’t trust the doctor. He looked at me for literally two minutes, declared everything to be normal, and told me that there was nothing that he could do to help me and attempted to rush me out of his office as soon as possible. It seemed kind of shady. I also waited over an hour to see him so its obvious that he...
Break Wrapping Up
Over the last couple of days:
- I’ve gotten four of my wisdom teeth ripped out. The swelling keeps coming and going as I continue to pop various pain medications. We’ll see what happens. My ortho. surgeon and my father (a dentist) assure me that I’m doing okay.
- My father got diagnosed with cancer and has to get various things surgically removed next month. He’s going...
PARTY HARD
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I am sitting at the desktop at my mother’s house in NJ typing this entry up.
I got my wisdom teeth out today, so I’m strapping two ice packs to my cheeks with a multi-colored scarf. Pics available upon request.
I’ve been living off of easy-mac, soup, and yogurt. I am going to get fat.
I don’t get to go back to Manhattan until Friday.
Thursday is going to send me...
“He is ugly and sad … but he is all love.”
– Love in the Time of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I NEED TO FINISH WATCHMEN SO I CAN READ THIS SHIT.
In New Jersey
As the title states, I’m in New Jersey now. Until Friday. Yuck. I took NJ Transit home and somehow didn’t experience any sort of major difficulties this time around as something horrific always seems to happen whenever I take the train home. There was this crazy alcoholic bitch in front of me though who kept talking to this literally dirt-covered man from Warren Township across the car...
-Insert Lyrics Here-
I can breathe easier now that I got two of my exams back with A’s on them. Spring break is basically here at this point, though I have an 8 AM recitation tomorrow which I honestly don’t give a fuck about but will still go to anyways since I skipped it last week. Whoops.
I’m heading back to New Jersey on Sunday in an attempt to spend the least amount of time there possible during...
Catching Sunlight In A Jar
Me in March 2008:
Me in March 2009:
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?
Friday Nights On The Seventh Floor...
10 Things That I Really Need To Work On
1. My decision making skills. They’re really awful sometimes, and I hate the results most of the time. It’s starting to have bad reprecussions with others. Fuck my life.
2. This WTE final draft. I am nowhere near done and its due on Tuesday afternoon.
3. Being less awkward. Couple this with #1 and hopefully I will be an all around better...
MORE LISTS
10 Reasons Why NYU Is Really Fucked Up
1. They’re giving out condoms and lube in the lobby of my dorm…again.
2. My friends in Tisch Drama had to draw each other naked for one of their studio classes.
3. We have no campus and no sense of community.
4. One of my teachers faked an orgasm in my lecture last week while screaming about how much she wanted her “stimulus...
Monday, Monday, Monday
Things that are amazing at the moment:
Rufus Wainwright’s cover of Leonard Cohen’s “Chelsea Hotel No. 2”.
“Music When The Lights Go Out” by The Libertines
Lady GaGa at Terminal 5 on the 31st.
Special hugs from special people.
Watching shitty reality TV in Nick’s room.
Roast beef, American, lettuce, and mayo on a baguette.
118 Eldridge Street.
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February 2009
7 posts
10 NYC Restaurants That I Really Need To Visit
1. M & I International Foods - Brighton Beach, Brooklyn
This place is apparently the mother of all giant Russian grocery stores (since there are oh so many of them). Nasty customers, an entire floor devoted to candy, and apparently really good carrot cake.
2. Burektorja Dukagjini - Somewhere around Fordham, Bronx
I’d love to know how to pronounce this, and I don’t know what the...
WatchIt seems that STAINS got his cupcakes! FINALLY.
This week is looking better and better, for multiple reasons. Then again, I’m probably going to want to jump off a cliff come Thursday. Hooray.
NYU Clusterfuck and Movie Premiere Party
(NYU Photos courtesy of Alexis Johnson at Washington Square News and the folks at NYULocal).
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If you don’t know already (based on who reads this), Take Back NYU!, a radical student group here, took over the Kimmel Center For University Life on Wednesday night around 10 PM. After barracaiding themselves in the Food Court, they initiated a sit in until various deamands...
December 2008
7 posts
Cosby Show as PORN? It Seems So.
The Cosby Show Given Porn Treatment
6 December 2008 6:11 AM, PST | From wenn.com | See recent WENN news
Veteran funnyman Bill Cosby’s beloved sitcom The Cosby Show has been given an x-rated re-style - it’s set to be turned into a porn movie spoof.
The hit 1980s show, which starred Cosby as the patriarch of a middle-class family, will be reworked for the adult film market.
The...